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In September 2008, HBO/Cinemax has MST3000: The Movie, and Turner Classic Movies broadcast the movie in MST3000 episode #812, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (no host segments, but still the greatest film ever churned out director Ray Dennis Steckler under the pseudonym Cash Flagg)

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... Mystery Science Theater 3000 was born on Comedy Central before the cable channel had its present name (Ha!). It ran 7 years including a big-screen version of the show which ran in theaters as Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (which has never been seen on commercial tv), then ran another 3 years of new episodes on the Sci-Fi Channel. It is now frozen in its 10th year like Walt Disney. "Mike Nelson (Michael J. Nelson), Tom Servo (Kevin Murphy), Crow T. Robot (Bill Corbett), and the evil Pearl Forrester (Mary Jo Pehl), are off on their final journey. After ten years of flight, it is time for the "Satellite of Love" to head home, while taking time to see the movie" (usually a bad one. So bad, they talk and joke during the dialogue...) Meet the cast of MST3000 Dr. Clayton Forrester was the goofy evil scientist for the previous seven seasons on Comedy Central, a spoof of a character with the same name in the movie War Of The Worlds (the character was not in the original H.G. Wells novel) Joel Hodgson and friends look at "The Oozing Skull" Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection (12 volumes now available, 4 DVDs each Vol 1: Bloodlust, ep. #607, Catalina Caper 204, The Creeping Terror 606, Skydivers 109 Vol 2: Angel's Revenge 622, Cave Dwellers 301, Pod People 303, and 7 shorts from other eps Vol 3: The Atomic Brain 518, The Unearthly 320, Sidehackers 202, and 9 shorts Vol 4: Girl In Gold Boots 1002, Hamlet 1009, Space Mutiny 820, Overdrawn At Memory Bank 822 Vol 5: Boggy Creek 2 #1006, Merlin's Mystical Shop 1003, Time Chasers 821, Touch Of Satan 908 Vol 6: Attack Of The Giant Leeches, Gunslinger, Teenagers From Outer Space, Mr. B Natural shorts Vol 7: The Killer Shrews 407, Hercules Unchained 408, Hercules Against The Moon Men 410, Prince Of Space 816 Vol 8: Monster A-Go-Go 421, The Dead Talk Back 603, Phantom Planet 902, Hobgoblins 907 Vol 9: Women Of The Prehistoric Planet 104, Wild Rebels 207, The Sinister Urge 613, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living & Became Mixed-Up Zombies 812 Vol 10: Godzilla vs. Megalon 212, Swamp Diamonds 503, Teen-Age Strangler 514, The Giant Spider Invasion 810 Vol 11: The Ring Of Terror 206, The Indestructible Man 409, Tormented 414, Horrors Of Spider Island 1011 Click Here if you don't know what "Click Here" means Mike Nelson was a panelist/commentator in the 2004 docu series SUPER SECRET MOVIE RULES on VH-1. The series is repeated occasionally. The Shadow was on USA Network recently (Mike Nelson's mind is still fogged from seeing it) ***** Sci-Fi channel episodes of MST3K aired at 9 am Saturdays (EST/Pacific), No episodes are scheduled for broadcast this year It's probably Crow's fault. Click here for his apology Click Here for your all-time favorite website on the internet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I apologize if there are any mistakes on this page. I didn't want to be a barber, I wanted to be a Lumberjack Battlefield Earth by L. Ron Hubbard starred John Travolta in the year 3000. But Mike Nelson and his robot friends don't sound impressed in this clip. And please don't hold a Grudge (Mike had trouble understanding the Japanese version. It's as if he fell into some kind of Matrix). But was it really that hard to make fun of Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars: the Phantom Menace? At least Star Trek 6 has William Shatner. Now Star Trek 5 was much easier to make fun of, though this clip is a little better. And Brando's remake of a certain monster movie was ripe for the taking. Come on, give it a try. Be a Daredevil. And I hope you don't think Stallone is Over The Top. Or was that Nicolas Cage they were watching in The Wicker Man? I guess they're Lost in a silly Reign of Fire with a Wolverine in X-Men, The Movie. Besides, Arnold's busy with Terminator 3, before getting to the Crossroads (among the finest Britney Spears movies ever made) of running for Governor of California. Would you like a Cocktail while you wait for Harrison Ford to do something in Firewall...maybe he'll wake up in this other Firewall clip. Forget it, I'm going to see what happens when Darth Vader's brother Chad joins Mike & the guys to watch Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Well, OK, that didn't go well, let's try a Star Wars Episode II RiffTrax clip without Vader. Here's the Trailer, as remastered by Tom and Crow. It all has something to do with the Fellowship of the Ring where the hills are alive with something. Or would you rather join Mike for a short about Nestor the Long-Eared Donkey? I'll be at the Road House with a monster truck and a Top Gun singing about the Fifth Element on Halloween. Don't mind me, I'm a Troll Too, a movie that has nothing to do with the sniper in XxX. What movies will they riff in 2007? Well, this shakey-cam interview probably won't help. Either Brokeback Mountain or Titanic. I think. It's a Design For Dreaming. I'm just Appreciating Our Parents, and other Alphabet Antics. Come to think of it, Mike and the bots made fun of "Titanic" already, in this look at The Oscars (1997). And why does Mike think that Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory was so weird? Would you like to play a game? Wargames is on this week. Or if you prefer, Max Headrooom Squares has now been loaded onto this website including all 18 questions/answers and Max's original comments Click here to watch Plan 9 from Outer Space in its entirety free of charge *********************************************************************** Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie was seen in August 2006 on Showtime's Sundance channel *********************************************************************** listings not yet available for the year 2525 (if Man is still alive, if Woman can survive) Sorry I didn't update this page sooner, I blame the space monkeys, and anyway Gremlins ate my computer... And then a Poltergeist ate my Doppleganger. They're almost as bad as Hobgoblins. MST3000 short about railroad safety Click here for cool version of time & date By the way, what happened to the planet Alderon? I keep getting this error message and This page cannot be displayed either Click here if you've finally gotten the voice of Jar Jar Binks out of your head (or to stop the music playing) Click below after music stops to see the classic MST3000 short about Coily the Spring in its entirety A Case of Spring Fever Download & watch your favorite TV-shows online from episodes of "24" to Star Trek, whether they're available on video/DVD or not! Or your choice of over 3000 movies online Official websites: MichaeljNelson.com, book author and running commentary on new "Night Of The Living Dead" DVD Kevin Murphy, voice of Tom Servo and author of "A Year At The Movies" MST3K - Academy Of Robots' Choice Awards Special Bad news - the Scifi Channel's website has erased the MST3000 pages, so apparently it won't be coming back on the schedule. Except, possibly, in a marathon someday ... archived MST3000 website homepage (June 2003). Let me know if you would like to see MST3000 homepage archives from other years. All links work (including episodes) except for audio and some of the pictures. MST3000 website homepage from 1996 Or do you just want me to Squirm Posted on Scifi.com recently: "Unfortunately, we do not have plans to show again any of the episodes of MST3K that we have done so already. To date they have all been shown many times over and we have decided to show other programming that has not been seen as frequently. Although we would like to show some new episodes of the series there are some issues surrounding the broadcast rights to the show that must be resolved first. You may not see new MST3K episodes on SCI FI very soon but it is our intention for it to return at some point." Click here for Alien on a Hot Tin Roof Here by mistake? Click Here to return to your previous page anywhere on the internet (how cool is that link?) AFI has announced results of the 100 Greatest Heroes and Villains poll, and Arnold the Governator made both lists! The James Bond page has been improved by adding visible text (why doesn't anyone tell me these things?) Review & host segment for What's Up Tiger Lily Had enough war? Visit "Zor and Zam" Usually, the episodes run in order, but if an infinite number of monkeys were sitting at an infinite number of typewriters, they would have come up with the above schedule... Click here for MST episodes, all 3 Sci-Fi channel years Previously funny episodes on Comedy Central, all 7 years Or click here for Monstervision with a link to Joe Bob's new website. You can also find host segments there for a movie reviewed by Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark...unpleasant dreams! A handful of videos of the episodes (and The Movie) are still available: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie(1996) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Atomic Brain(1994) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Red Zone Cuba(1994) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Eegah(1993) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Mitchell(1993) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Unearthly(1992) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Brain That Wouldn't Die(1991) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Cave Dwellers(1991) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Pod People(1991) All Mystery Science Theater 3000 stuff available from Amazon.com Mystery Science Theater 3000 videos you can buy, and Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVDs available from Amazon.com A book is available about Mystery Science Theater 3000, as well as the Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, and Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese (I think Mike now writes for Timmybighands.com) Or would you rather just read every Harry Potter book you can get your hands on? Frequently Asked Questions Previous years broadcasts on the Sci Fi channel or Return to MonsterVision Listings at Sci-Fans.com Best movies by Japanese guys in monster-suits ever made Monstervision host segments page Best Unofficial MST3000 website Or check out last month's funny license plates He's dead Jim Cartoonist with writer's block Merry Christmas & Happy New Year! If you are Scrooge, click here Heroes Email: mstfans@gmail.com Click here for the live-actors version of Space Invaders! Courtesy www.notsonoisy.com Animated graphics (c) 2002 by The Animation Factory. Over 100,000 Premium Web Animations and Graphics! Click Here And now a word about Summer Rerun Season Previous Broadcasts: 12/08/2001 Space Mutiny #820 (it's got space, it's got mutiny, it's filmed in an old warehouse) 12/15/2001 Soultaker #1001 12/22/2001 Hamlet #1009 12/29/2001 Bat People #1010 01/05/2002 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank #822, Raul Julia like you've never seen him before! 01/12/2002 The Final Sacrifice #910 01/19/2002 Quest of the Delta Knights (#913) not to be confused with the Delta Queen, a steamboat on the Mississippi River 01/26/2002 Parts: The Clonus Horror #811, send in the clones 02/02/2002 Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders #1003 02/09/2002 Prince Of Space #816 (he's a real prince) 02/16/2002 The Girl in Gold Boots (not everyone can make a cheap movie this bad) 02/23/2002 Devil Fish (just when you thought it was safe to go back in the devil ocean) 03/02/2002 Future War #1004 03/09/2002 Hobgoblins #907, not to be confused with Gremlins 03/16/2002 Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues #1006 (and continues, and continues) 03/23/2002 Final Justice #1008 03/30/2002 Time Chasers #821 06-APR-02 Danger: Diabolik #1013 Note: John Phillip Law, the villain in DIABOLIK, also plays the blind angel in Monstervision movie Barbarella 13-APR-02 A Touch Of Satan #908, & a pinch of salt 20-APR-02 The Horrors Of Spider Island #1011, (oh the horror, the horror) 27-APR-02 Invasion Of The Neptune Men #819 04-MAY-02 Giant Spider Invasion #810, get the giant Raid 11-MAY-02 Track Of The Moon Beast #1007 (silly old moon beast) 18-MAY-02 Squirm #1012 25-MAY-02 No episode for Memorial Day, celebrate by thanking those who are kicking Taliban butt 01-JUN-02 Soultaker #1001 (and you thought Martin Sheen looks gloomy on The West Wing) 08-JUN-02 The Screaming Skull #912 15-JUN-02 Bat People #1010 (any comparison with Batman is purely wishful thinking on the filmmaker's part) 22-JUN-02 Phantom Planet #902 29-JUN-02 Hamlet #1009 (the best dubbed German tv-movie version of Shakespeare, ever) 07-SEP-02 Future War #1004 14-SEP-02 Prince Of Space #816 21-SEP-02 Invasion Of The Neptune Men #819 (at least they're not from Uranus) 28-SEP-02 Time Chasers #821 05-OCT-02 Giant Spider Invasion #810, get the giant Raid 12-OCT-02 The Horrors Of Spider Island #1011, (oh the horror, the horror) 19-OCT-02 Squirm #1012 26-OCT-02 A Touch Of Satan #908, & a pinch of salt 02-NOV-02 Hamlet #1009 (the best dubbed German tv-movie version of Shakespeare, ever) 09-NOV-02 Bat People #1010 (any comparison with Batman is purely wishful thinking on the filmmaker's part) 16-NOV-02 Soultaker #1001 (and you thought Martin Sheen looks gloomy on The West Wing) By the way, Monstervision's Joe Bob Briggs also has a review of Soultaker 23-NOV-02 No episode due to international plot against movie fans 30-NOV-02 No episode due to international plot against movie fans (part 2) 7-DEC-02 Japanese attack Pearl Harbor again on cable, but still no MST-3000 movie 14-DEC-02 Yet more non-MST3000 programming 21-DEC-02 Track Of The Moon Beast #1007 28-DEC-02 Final Justice #1008 04-JAN-03 BOGGY CREEK II, AND THE LEGEND CONTINUES #1006 11-JAN-03 Space Mutiny #820 (it's got space, it's got mutiny, it's filmed in an old warehouse) 18-JAN-03 Phantom Planet #902 25-JAN-03 The Screaming Skull #912 01-FEB-03 DEVIL FISH #911 08-FEB-03 FUTURE WAR #1004 15-FEB-03 OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK #822 22-FEB-03 FINAL SACRIFICE #910 01-MAR-03 HAMLET #1009 08-MAR-03 SPACE MUTINY #820 15-MAR-03 TIME CHASERS #821 22-MAR-03 A TOUCH OF SATAN #908 29-MAR-03 BAT PEOPLE #1010 05-APR-03 SQUIRM #1012 12-APR-03 SOULTAKER #1001 19-APR-03 QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS #913 26-APR-03 THE GIRL IN THE GOLD BOOTS #1002 03-MAY-03 INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN #819 10-MAY-03 THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND (1011) 17-MAY-03 GIANT SPIDER INVASION (810) 24-MAY-03 MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS (1003) 31-MAY-03 DEVIL FISH #911 07-JUN-03 FINAL JUSTICE #1008 14-JUN-03 PRINCE OF SPACE #816 (he's a real prince) 28-JUN-03 SQUIRM #1012 (you'll never look at worms or springs the same again) 05-JUL-03 FINAL SACRIFICE #910 12-JUL-03 TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST #1007 (silly old moon beast) 19-JUL-03 SCREAMING SKULL #912 (he's guilty, guilty, really guilty!) 26-JUL-03 PHANTOM PLANET #902 02-AUG-03 Girl In The Gold Boots #1002 09-AUG-03 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank #822, Raul Julia like you've never seen him before! 16-AUG-03 BOGGY CREEK 2: And The Legend Continues #1006 23-AUG-03 Hamlet #1009 (the best dubbed German tv-movie version of Shakespeare, ever) 30-AUG-03 Quest of the Delta Knights (#913) not to be confused with the Delta Queen, a steamboat on the Mississippi River 06-SEP-03 THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION #810 13-SEP-03 SCREAMING SKULL #912 20-SEP-03 THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND #1011 27-SEP-03 INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN #819 04-OCT-03 MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS 11-OCT-03 FINAL JUSTICE 18-OCT-03 PRINCE OF SPACE 25-OCT-03 No episode due to special programming 01-NOV-03 TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST #1007 08-NOV-03 PHANTOM PLANET #902 15-NOV-03 THE GIRL IN THE GOLD BOOTS #1002 22-NOV-03 OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK #822 13-DEC-03 HAMLET #1009 20-DEC-03 QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS #913 27-DEC-03 THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION #810 03-JAN-04 HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND #1011 10-JAN-04 FINAL JUSTICE #1008 17-JAN-04 INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN #819 24-JAN-04 BOGGY CREEK II, THE LEGEND CONTINUES #1006 31-JAN-04 SCREAMING SKULL #912 No eps scheduled by SCIFI Channel after January 2004 MST-3000: The Movie (Mike Nelson's review) was on Starz and Sundance recently, see Monstervision page for schedule Episodes broadcast since 12/99 to mid-2002 Every episode, by title & one-line description Every episode, in alphabetical order "Our old mistakes do come back to haunt us. Especially with video." Peter O'Toole (1988) (For example, Peter O'Toole was in Supergirl) Freaky talking cats video...and...Freaky Japanese toilet training short Enter your search terms Submit search form Today is . . . just days until everybody stops talking about the 2001 movie sequel "2010." Click here for Hal to open pod bay doors Or here for steam calliope music Saturday Night Live webpage Soylent Green Is People . Watch Swamp Women (1955) in its entirety free of charge (no host segments) Not to be confused with episode #503 Swamp Diamonds (which included the short What To Do On A Date) This webpage powered by turtles It may be a hooptie, but it's paid for Note: If this page does not look right, there may be a screw loose in the webmaster. You rang? "Don't buy a cardboard belt" Mel Brooks (1974) "You better cut the pizza into 4 pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat 6." Yogi Berra" "Do or do not. 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